We came up with the concept of a haiku-sical, that is, a musical written entirely in haiku, songs and all. It was a joke, we had a laugh, and moved on.
Except I didn't.
I wrote the idea down. I re-discovered it the other day. And it has been bugging me ever since.
I'm not interested in writing a whole musical, however what I will do is convert a number of popular musicals into haiku format. For example:
Rent
Look, eight New Yorkers
Most are gay and some have AIDS
Death makes them arty
Look, eight New Yorkers
Most are gay and some have AIDS
Death makes them arty
Or what about this one:
And finally:
The Producers
Make a Broadway flop
World War Two is funny now
Mel Brooks irony
Make a Broadway flop
World War Two is funny now
Mel Brooks irony
And finally:
Hairspray
Fat girl on TV
Dances away racism
Man in drag plays mum
Fat girl on TV
Dances away racism
Man in drag plays mum
Add your own ideas in the comments if you want. This may become a regular column.
Phantom of the Opera
ReplyDeleteUgly Man in Mask
Seeks attractive opera chick:
Must like lairs
rachel, that doesn't fulfill the criteria of a haiku.
ReplyDeletefail.
Matt the Musical
ReplyDeleteMatt shits on Haiku stylings
Writes hurtful comment
Tuna on toast for lunch
furthermore:
ReplyDelete"Most writers of literary haiku in English use about ten to fourteen syllables, with no formal pattern" (veritable source land, 2009)
so don't pull your 'criteria pachooly' with me please.
nun makes children sing
ReplyDeletedad digs her habit and tunes
wedding then nazis
Jesus Christ Superstar
ReplyDeleteJesus gonna die
Judas has a conniption
Hooker Mary sad.