Monday, April 12, 2010

Pazzwizzle does his taxes.

I discovered this yesterday while I was looking through my e-mail inbox.

I am a silly bitch.

date: Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 1:36 AM
subject: Relocation


In January 2010 Prudential sends out Tax Information regarding your
relocation move that you may need for your Income Tax. We need to have
your new address so you will receive this information.

Please respond with the new address to this email.

Thank you.

Janice Hayes
Marketing Property Specialist
Phone: 480-778-6732
Fax: 480-778-7067 or 866-597-4171
Email Address:

Naturally, I responded.

from: Tom Lynch
date: Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 12:08 PM
subject: Re: Relocation


Just between you and me, I do not planning on paying any Income Tax.
I disagree with a lot of the government's decisions this year.
So I have decided to protest in my own way, as is well within my rights.
As such, do you think you could just send the tax information to whatever address you have on file?
I'll delete this e-mail and just pretend the forms got lost in the mail.

Thank you for your help.


I didn't hear any further from Janice, no doubt because my response probably included "from: Tom Lynch" in the e-mail, but it was fun none the less.

I felt a bit like David Thorne.

I secretly want to do more of this stuff in the future. Preferably while listening to this song:

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